Drag Racing 2010 - Key West Style

On Saturday we attended the Key West Dragthe United States. One minute later he marched
Racing event on Duval street. It kicks off a weekup to a Navy Official and surrendered the war,
long independence celebration. The story goes likedemanding one Billion dollars in financial aid for the
this...Conch Republic. They did not get a billion dollars,
In 1982 The United States set up a road blockadebut they did get the blockade removed.
on U.S. Highway 1 just south of Florida cityThough the one minute war is long past and the
entering the keys, to prevent illegal immigrantskeys are part of the US they also remain The
from getting to the mainland of Florida. As aConch Republic as well, having duel citizenship in
result, citizens of the keys were forced to stopthe keys and on the mainland. In fact, they have
at this blockade and prove their citizenship beforeConch Republic passports which are accepted in
traveling onto the mainland. Being US citizens, theymany countries.
felt this was an outrage and a violation of theirSo, with that said, there is an annual celebration
rights. This also hurt the tourism industry in thecommemorating the brave efforts of the Conch
keys, as it slowed traffic significantly on the onlyRepublic, and their independence. The Key West
road to and from the keys to mainland Florida.Drag Races are drag races as only Key West can
On April 23rd 1982, Mayor Wardlow went tohave them.
court in Miami to convince the US to remove theDrag Queens decked out in their finest, compete
blockade. He was unsuccessful. As court let out,on an obstacle course on Duval Street, as
and Wardlow made his way down the steps, inhundreds of onlookers cheer them on. The first
front of a crowd and media cameras he declaredevent we witnessed was a lipsync dance
that if residents of the keys were not going toperformance by each of the contestants, which
be treated as US citizens, then they would nowe can describe with one word... FABULOUS!
longer be US citizens, they would secede fromFollowing the performances, the obstacle races
the Union and become their own nation.resume, consisting of sweat, high heels, lipstick, big
At noon the next day, the people gathered athair, a military style tire obstacle, road cones,
Mallory Square in Key West as Mayor (and nowshopping carts, a dream of victory, and lots of
Prime Minister) Wardlow gave a speech ofcheering and people having a blast for a good
independence to the newly seceded CONCHcause. The event is also a fundraiser for AIDS
REPUBLIC. He then symbolically broke a loaf ofhelp. So if you ever find yourself in Key West in
stale Cuban bread over the head of a manApril prepare yourself for a fun ride for a good
dressed as a US Navy official, declaring war oncause and let the drag racing begin.