Drag Racing 2010 - Key West Style

On Saturday we attended the Key West Drag Racinghe marched up to a Navy Official and surrendered the
event on Duval street. It kicks off a week longwar, demanding one Billion dollars in financial aid for the
independence celebration. The story goes like this...Conch Republic. They did not get a billion dollars, but
In 1982 The United States set up a road blockade onthey did get the blockade removed.
U.S. Highway 1 just south of Florida city entering theThough the one minute war is long past and the keys
keys, to prevent illegal immigrants from getting to theare part of the US they also remain The Conch
mainland of Florida. As a result, citizens of the keysRepublic as well, having duel citizenship in the keys and
were forced to stop at this blockade and prove theiron the mainland. In fact, they have Conch Republic
citizenship before traveling onto the mainland. Being USpassports which are accepted in many countries.
citizens, they felt this was an outrage and a violation ofSo, with that said, there is an annual celebration
their rights. This also hurt the tourism industry in thecommemorating the brave efforts of the Conch
keys, as it slowed traffic significantly on the only roadRepublic, and their independence. The Key West Drag
to and from the keys to mainland Florida.Races are drag races as only Key West can have
On April 23rd 1982, Mayor Wardlow went to court inthem.
Miami to convince the US to remove the blockade. HeDrag Queens decked out in their finest, compete on an
was unsuccessful. As court let out, and Wardlowobstacle course on Duval Street, as hundreds of
made his way down the steps, in front of a crowdonlookers cheer them on. The first event we
and media cameras he declared that if residents ofwitnessed was a lipsync dance performance by each
the keys were not going to be treated as US citizens,of the contestants, which we can describe with one
then they would no longer be US citizens, they wouldword... FABULOUS!
secede from the Union and become their own nation.Following the performances, the obstacle races
At noon the next day, the people gathered at Malloryresume, consisting of sweat, high heels, lipstick, big hair,
Square in Key West as Mayor (and now Primea military style tire obstacle, road cones, shopping carts,
Minister) Wardlow gave a speech of independence toa dream of victory, and lots of cheering and people
the newly seceded CONCH REPUBLIC. He thenhaving a blast for a good cause. The event is also a
symbolically broke a loaf of stale Cuban bread overfundraiser for AIDS help. So if you ever find yourself in
the head of a man dressed as a US Navy official,Key West in April prepare yourself for a fun ride for a
declaring war on the United States. One minute latergood cause and let the drag racing begin.